Thursday, January 21, 2010
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHKKKKKKKKKAYYYYYS
Time to update!
First of all, HAPPAE NEWZ YEARZ!! A bit too late for that... I would have posted this on new years day but because of this STUPID drawer near my computer that i kicked, I GOT INJURED. STUPID, STUPID, STUPID!!! >:(
So i had to spend the new year's countdown in pain...
Recollection: *Watching New Year Countdown on TV* "HEY TEH COUNTDOWN!! 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, HAPPAE NEW YE-ARGH ARGH AHHH CRAP DAMNIT MAH TOE!!
Anyway, here are all the topics that my group and i have been talking about recently:
TF2, Scout, Bonk, PROFESSTIONALZ STANDARDSZ, BUUUUNGEEEE, LEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRROOOOOOOOYYYYYY JEEEEENKKKKIIINS, Methane (LOL, EXPLOSIVE :3), MAKE A WISH TOMMY!! (*fart* BOOOOM!!), Genevieve's recent humping of a table (LOL I TOTALLY WANT TO EXPLAIN THIS LATER XD), Gen's recent pregnancy after the table humping, LOTS OF TOUCHING INVOLED IN OLE, and more.
NOW I SHALL EXPLAIN THE TABLE HUMPING OF GEN!! MUAHAHAHA.
It all started on a Monday, when it was almost lunch time. Gen was very hungry. Then she couldnt tahan anymore. So with all her MIGHT, she loudly exclaimed: "OMG IM LIKE SOOOOOOOOOOOOO HUNGRY!!!" And then she forcefully humped the table 3 times as a result of her FURIOUS hunger. I was sitting right next to her so i CLEARLY saw the WHOLE THING. YES, she stood up and FORCEFULLY HUMPED the table 3 times. It's true. Mah eyes don't lie. And i was like: "OMG LOL U HUMPED TABLE!" and she tried denying but as i already said: MAH EYES, *Points to eyes* THEY DONT LIE. >:3
Then i pointed out the fact that if i wasn't holding the half of the table she humped it would have been pushed to the middle of the classroom. lol.
The next day, she complained of stomach pains. AS AN "IMAGINARY" DOCTOR, I GUESSED, SHE WAS PREGNANT!!! Then Gen was like, WTF HOW U EVEN NOE!? And i was like: MAH IMAGINARY DOCTOR SKILLS, THEY DONT LIE. So the baby in the stomach was a mini coffee table. lol.
She wanted to "abort", but i denied. I WASNT ABOUT TO LET MY CHANCE TO PUT COFFEE ON HER TABLE BABY GET AWAY! Besides, how do u abort a table?? lolol
Then came affairs. Since Gen had the table's baby, she was somehow "Shotgun Married" to the table (LOL), and then i heard someone spotted Gen humping the whiteboard. And then she started having lots of affairs:
Affair 1: Whiteboard
Affair 2: Stapler Bullet
Affair 3: Motorcycle
Affair 4: Ferrari
Affair 5: Cow (LOL!)
Affair 6: Handdryer
Who noes what she will hump next? I wonder when the baby is coming out, Xiu Qing and I have already decided to name it Willy Woneveive and have decided to sell copies of it at IKEA. Think of the profit! $$$$ OMG I SHOULD BE ABLE TO MAKE ENOUGH TO GET L4D2 YAY!!!
